Most notably, Dallas Gold is a human male Phoenician. Also, a writer with a style horse-powered by a 1990s Ryan Seacrest-concept haircut, he’s the failed product of the women in his life. One Part Jon Bon Jovi enthusiast, three parts metaphysical philosopher, Dallas is most famous for coining the phrase “Nachos!” He graduated from ASU summa cum laude without speaking a word and went on to achieve 15 seconds of underwhelming notoriety on the highly acclaimed dating show My Dating Place, where he was paired, aptly, with a meth-addicted tassel twirler. He’s also a vegan and a not-so-remote viewer. You can find him anywhere people stare blankly. Current projects include The Las Vegas Diet: The only thing you sacrifice is your morals, which is a travel guide disguised as a diet book, and a short guide that takes Neil Strauss’ The Game and Fein and Schneider’s All the Rules to the next level.